Thursday, July 21, 2005

les fame... and shame

walking down ludlow last night, slightly tipsy and on the phone, a guy grabs my arm outside motor city. i know you! he says, and drags me over to his friends. i've never seen this guy before in my life that i can remember. you're the chick from happy ending! this is not the way i want to be associated, my face forever inspiring references to masturbatory massage. you're the girl who does the trashbag clothes! hey now, i work with shower curtains too. yeah, yeah, i was wearing your skirt last week. uh huh, well, do your own thing pardner, i want nothing to do with your sexuality issues.

just to reiterate, even though i work in trashbags, i had nothing to do with this.


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